Munchkin Funnies

One day after doing her school work, Mikaela picked out this sticker. So after Elijah finished his stuff, he wanted the same sticker. There just so happened to be another one, so I gave it to him, and we were telling him, "Look, you have a penguin too!" He kept saying, "No, I not haf pinkwun! I not haf pinkwun!" And we'd say, "Yes, you have a baby penguin too." He finally informed us, "No, I not haf pinkwun (pink one)--I haf bwue (blue one)!" :)

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One day Elijah was looking out the windows when the septic sprinklers came on. He told me, "I wan go waterpark!" (talking about playing in the sprinklers) I had to inform the poor little guy that was definitely NOT a waterpark :)

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After church, Elijah was taking his clothes off to change into some play clothes. He starts saying, "My turkeys, my turkeys!"

So I repeated him, "My turkeys?" He said, "Yes, my turkeys!" (thinking, thinking--light bulb)

Me: "Oh, your khakis?"

Elijah: "Yes, my khakis!"

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We finally bought a clock for the kids' room and told them that they can't get up until it says 6:30. Well, of course, this means pretty much nothing to Elijah yet. But one morning, around 7, I hear Mikaela crying/whining in her bed, so I went in to see what was wrong.

Me: "What's wrong?"

MJ: (whining) "Why does the clock have to start all over again?"

Me: "What do you mean?"

MJ: (still whining) "You said we can get up at 6:30, but the clock is starting all over." :) :)

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